Stole this

Stole this:

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 

CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. 

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. 

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. 

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street...

"Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.