When a woman says "What?" to a man, she didn't mishear him, she is giving him a chance to change his mind!
28 septiembre 2011
27 septiembre 2011
23 septiembre 2011
22 septiembre 2011
THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER!
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica, but when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
21 septiembre 2011
10 septiembre 2011
Ejemplo de integración
Vídeo divino de la muerte de lo bien que se han integrado después de 500 años y los políticos todavía nos quieren vender la milonga de que los nuevos se van a integrar... ¡¡¡¡¡Me parto y me mondo!!!!!
Me cambio de familia: tatuadora vs tanos
link al grupo en facebook
Me cambio de familia: tatuadora vs tanos
link al grupo en facebook
28 agosto 2011
Alemania propone crear los 'Estados Unidos de Europa' para superar la crisis
¡Joder! ¡Qué asco de alemanes! Siempre inventándose mierdas para joder a los demás. Si no tienen nada mejor que hacer les hago unas propuestas:
Y con las lumbreras que tenemos de políticos, ahí iremos de cabeza, a ser el estercolero de los "Estados Unidos de Europa", donde ellos tienen la pasta y a nuestros dirigentes les untan bien para que callen y traguen y nos hagan la pirula.
Y los teutones nos enviarán como hasta ahora a sus ninis a emborracharse y destrozar todo lo que se ponga a su paso. A sus jubiletas a que tiren seguridad social en España...
La verdad que por mí se pueden meter su unión europea por donde amargan los pepinos.
- Una colecta para devolver el dinero que han hecho perder a los agricultores.
- Encaje de bolillos, que entretiene mucho.
Y con las lumbreras que tenemos de políticos, ahí iremos de cabeza, a ser el estercolero de los "Estados Unidos de Europa", donde ellos tienen la pasta y a nuestros dirigentes les untan bien para que callen y traguen y nos hagan la pirula.
Y los teutones nos enviarán como hasta ahora a sus ninis a emborracharse y destrozar todo lo que se ponga a su paso. A sus jubiletas a que tiren seguridad social en España...
La verdad que por mí se pueden meter su unión europea por donde amargan los pepinos.
26 agosto 2011
Thief
An old farmer wrote to his son in prison." This year I won't be able to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground, I know if you were here u would help me."
The son wrote: " Dad don't think of digging the ground because that's where I buried the guns "
Police reads the letter and the very next day, the whole ground was dug by police looking for guns but nothing was found.
The next day the son wrote again " Now plant your potatoes dad, it's the best I could do from here!!!!♥
20 agosto 2011
07 agosto 2011
Billete de metro
El billete sencillo de Metro, Metro Ligero y EMT cuesta 1,50 euros
- El precio del billete sencillo en Madrid se convierte en el más caro de toda España.
- La OCU asegura que "desincentiva el uso del transporte público".
- CC OO señala que la subida afectará a casi medio millón de parados.
http://www.20minutos.es/noticia/1129221/0/billete-metro/sube-precio/emt/
¿¿¿¿¿¿Qué tendra que decir Rodrigo al respecto?????? ¿O este sólo abre el buzón cuando increpan a papi y el se hace caquita de miedo?
"el portavoz popular en la Asamblea de Madrid, Íñigo Henríquez de Luna: la subida del billete sencillo de transporte es "absolutamente mínima" y ha defendido la medida como "necesaria", ya que el precio, que fue rebajado a un euro en 2004, "se había quedado desfasado"."
¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿Tan desfasado como los salarios?????????? Porque tenemos salarios africanos y precios e impuestos europeos... aparte de mangantes a puñaos.
19 junio 2011
Todos a la calle
EUROPEAN REVOLUTION --
NEXT MEET SUNDAY 19th JUNE -- COPENHAGEN
Hora
Domingo, 19 de junio · 19:00 - 21:00
Lugar
Rådhuspladsen (København)
Más información
http://www.eurevo.org/
http://democraciarealyacopenhague.wordpress.com/
...
Ver más
Manifiesto:
http://www.democraciarealya.es/?page_id=88
DANSK
Vi er almindelige mennesker. Vi er som dig: mennesker som står op hver morgen for at studere, arbejde eller ofr at finde et job. Mennesker som har familie og venner. Mennesker som arbejder hårdt hverdag for at give en bedre fremtid til dem omkring os. Nogle af os anser os selv som progessive, andre som konservative. Nogle af os er religiøse, andre ike. Nogle af os har klart definerede ideologier, andre er apolitiske, men vi er alle bekymrede og vrede pga. det politiske, økonomiske og sociale landskab vi ser omkring os: korruption blandt politikere, forretningsmænd, bankfolk. Det efterlader os hjælpeløse uden en stemme.
Endnu engang har europæiske magthavere taget en beslutning der er imod befolkningens interesse, og til fordel for store finansielle selskaber.
Den 27. juni vil alle europæiske regeringer underskrive "Euro Pagten" i Bruxelles. Euro Pagten er en socio-økonomisk aftale om en international alliance hvor EU-landenes lovgivning skal følge krav fra den Internationale Valutafond (IMF), den Europæiske Central Bank (ECB) og Verdensbanken (WB).
Euro Pagten er den måde EU regeringslederne har valgt at gennemføre deres økonomiske politik på. Dette betyder bl.a. lønnedgang (CSC), nedskæringer på velfærden (2020-planerne) undermenings af velfærdssystemer og indføring af større job usikkerhed. Pagten pålægger kontrol med underskud (3% af BNP) og gæld (60%). Den vil medføre større økonomisk nedgang og en indskrænkelse af den offentlige sektor. På den måde reducerer medlemslandene, befolkningens bestemmelse over økonomisk-, social- og arbejdsmarkedspolitik, der i stedet skal tilpasses insitutionaliserede kriterier som vil være umulige at rulle tilbage i praksis uden større politiske og sociale omvæltninger.
Søg Information. Her er noble links, men søg selv efter informationer og skab din egen mening om situationen i Europa lige nu. Beslutningerne fra EU VIL påvirke dig, det er derfor det er så vigtigt at være informeret og kritisk omkring dem.
I det første link vil du finde konklussionerne efter det første møde af Euro Pagten. Kig på Annexet fra side 13, hvor du kan se de nye regler blive taget i avendelse for de lande der er medlem af denne pagt.
Vi opfordrer til ægte demokrati NU.
Vi er ikke en handelsvare der ligger i hænderne på politikere og bankfolk.
Vi bebrejder de økonomiske og politiske kræfter for vores dårlige situation og kræver nødvendig kursændring.
Vi opfordrer alle borgere, under mottoet "ÆGTE DEMOKRATI NU!" at tage på gaden for at protestere.
Slutte dig til os, uanset hvilke politiske holdninger du har, for at gøre alle folk hørte som en enkelt stemme.
MENNESKER I EUROPA, VÅGN OP!
LAD OS SKABE ET BEDERE LIV.
LAD OS TALE, LAD OS MØDES, LAD OS ÆNDRE ALT..
RELEVANT LINKS:
http://www.facebook.com/pa
https://www.facebook.com/h
http://youtu.be/watch?v=C8
http://youtu.be/watch?v=Yd
http://youtu.be/watch?v=zf
http://youtu.be/watch?v=J8
http://youtu.be/watch?v=rL
http://youtu.be/watch?v=qL
http://youtu.be/watch?v=x-
http://youtu.be/watch?v=fL
http://youtu.be/watch?v=Jp
http://youtu.be/watch?v=jA
http://youtu.be/watch?v=C8
https://www.facebook.com/e
https://www.facebook.com/e
https://www.facebook.com/n
http://www.facebook.com/ev
http://www.eurevo.org/
english
THERE ARE REASONS; ONCE AGAIN, TO TAKE THE STREETS
19th June, hour: 19:00 local
ALL STREETS AND SQUARES OF EUROPE
NO TO THE EURO PACT: We are not goods in the hands of politicians and bankers.
The EURO PACT: New attack on democracy ONCE AGAIN.
ONCE AGAIN, the EU leaders endorse a policy misleading the public to the benefit of large financial corporations, instead of defending the citizens.
On 27th June, all European governments, including that of Spain, will sign in Brussels a major socioeconomic daylight robbery of an international scope: the so-called Euro Pact, by which the politicians of the European Union agree to legislate the orders of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), European Central Bank (ECB) and the World Bank (WB).
Failure to comply with these orders means, the rating agencies that have led Greece, Ireland and Portugal to the ruins (Moody's, Standard & Poor's, and Fitch) will resume their attacks.
WHAT DO THEY SIGN WHEN THEY RATIFY THE EURO PACT?
- The public sector salaries should be consistent with the competitiveness of the private sector, WHICH MEANS: further cuts in the public sector as it must offer the same benefits as the private sector´s derisory wages and increasing working hours. Including a sharp cut in the numbers of public employees.
- Therefore all countries should adjust their laws to the dictates of the banks, WHICH MEANS governments are ONCE AGAIN not legislating for the protection and interests of citizens but in the favour of large banking corporations and the markets.
- The retirement age will be delayed in all the countries in accordance with life expectancy.
- Enhancing competitiveness: linking wages to productivity, just like what has already been done in Spain with the latest labour reform which calls for more flexible redundancy laws, more flexible labour agreements and more flexible contracts, thus endangering the current system of collective negotiation of labour laws.
- To foster cheap lay-offs and Temporary Employment Agencies (TEA). The banks will lower the financial strains to encourage the hiring of workers, and in doing so will demolish the Social Security system and will be introducing the figure of "the perpetual intern and the perpetual precarious worker”.
- The freezing of all pensions.
- Reduction of social benefits.
- Reduction of the social protection systems, worsening the Social Security system.
- Reduction of spending on education, resulting in poorer results, which are conditions that favour and promote its ultimate privatisation.
- Increased direct and indirect taxes for citizens, small and medium businesses and penalties for not complying with the payment of these taxes through fines, interest, fees, etc.
- Changes to our constitution and that of the signatory countries with the aim of "adjusting the economy within the parameters of the IMF, ECB and World Bank” resulting in the loss of sovereignty of the people.
ONCE AGAIN, governments do not use political power to legislate and to stop the provokers of the crisis and international banks and large hedge funds, for example, stepping in against financial corporations. Instead, with the signing of the Pact of the Euro scheduled for June 27, will strengthen the large financial corporations and adopt policies that are of interest to banks and large European companies. As if we hadn´t had enough, all governments independently of their political colour, will sign this agreement to commit to large financial corporations and thus, as ever, sacrifice the citizens ONCE AGAIN, enabling the financiers to continue defrauding the world using financial products that are as sophisticated as they are risky and fraudulent, and permitting bank usury.
Using the deception that to deal with the debt crisis that grips Europe, increasing the competitiveness of national economies can only be achieved by reducing labour costs ... ONCE AGAIN.
Still no mention of intervention in tax havens where the great fortunes rest or making laws against tax evasion. Still no talk of taxing financial transactions, regulating rating agencies, etc. Still no mention of measures against unemployment and in favour of social welfare.
Still there is no consideration for a public and independent audit of the public debt in order to enable citizens to know what the debt really is and what part of it actually corresponds to the banks and private equity funds which according to the data we have constitutes most of the PUBLIC DEBT.
ONCE AGAIN, we are served the impoverishment of society on a platter in benefit of expanding the great fortunes and accentuating the social divide.
In this way, the historical record of the profits of large financial corporations are ONCE AGAINenlarged even more, the record high salaries of CEOs and executives will increase even more, and thus we reach record levels of poverty and unemployment.
The difficulty of accessing this information is due to the lack of political transparency and the fear that ALL OF EUROPE will TAKE THE STREET.
THERE ARE REASONS; ONCE AGAIN, TAKE THE STREET
www.democraciarealya.es
--------------
WE CALL FOR REAL DEMOCRACY NOW.
We are not a commodity lying in the hands of politicians and bankers.
We blame the economic and political forces for our bad situation and demand the necessary change of course.
We call on all citizens, take your streets back, under the motto of "REAL DEMOCRACY NOW" to take to the street to protest. Join us, no matter what political views you have, to make all the people heard as a single voice.
PEOPLE IN EUROPE WAKE UP,
LETS MAKE A BETTER LIFE
LETS TALK , LETS MEET, LETS CHANGE EVERYTHING
European Revolution:
https://www.facebook.com/e
NEXT MEET SUNDAY 19th JUNE -- COPENHAGEN
Hora
Domingo, 19 de junio · 19:00 - 21:00
Lugar
Rådhuspladsen (København)
Más información
http://www.eurevo.org/
http://democraciarealyacopenhague.wordpress.com/
...
Ver más
Manifiesto:
http://www.democraciarealya.es/?page_id=88
DANSK
Vi er almindelige mennesker. Vi er som dig: mennesker som står op hver morgen for at studere, arbejde eller ofr at finde et job. Mennesker som har familie og venner. Mennesker som arbejder hårdt hverdag for at give en bedre fremtid til dem omkring os. Nogle af os anser os selv som progessive, andre som konservative. Nogle af os er religiøse, andre ike. Nogle af os har klart definerede ideologier, andre er apolitiske, men vi er alle bekymrede og vrede pga. det politiske, økonomiske og sociale landskab vi ser omkring os: korruption blandt politikere, forretningsmænd, bankfolk. Det efterlader os hjælpeløse uden en stemme.
Endnu engang har europæiske magthavere taget en beslutning der er imod befolkningens interesse, og til fordel for store finansielle selskaber.
Den 27. juni vil alle europæiske regeringer underskrive "Euro Pagten" i Bruxelles. Euro Pagten er en socio-økonomisk aftale om en international alliance hvor EU-landenes lovgivning skal følge krav fra den Internationale Valutafond (IMF), den Europæiske Central Bank (ECB) og Verdensbanken (WB).
Euro Pagten er den måde EU regeringslederne har valgt at gennemføre deres økonomiske politik på. Dette betyder bl.a. lønnedgang (CSC), nedskæringer på velfærden (2020-planerne) undermenings af velfærdssystemer og indføring af større job usikkerhed. Pagten pålægger kontrol med underskud (3% af BNP) og gæld (60%). Den vil medføre større økonomisk nedgang og en indskrænkelse af den offentlige sektor. På den måde reducerer medlemslandene, befolkningens bestemmelse over økonomisk-, social- og arbejdsmarkedspolitik, der i stedet skal tilpasses insitutionaliserede kriterier som vil være umulige at rulle tilbage i praksis uden større politiske og sociale omvæltninger.
Søg Information. Her er noble links, men søg selv efter informationer og skab din egen mening om situationen i Europa lige nu. Beslutningerne fra EU VIL påvirke dig, det er derfor det er så vigtigt at være informeret og kritisk omkring dem.
I det første link vil du finde konklussionerne efter det første møde af Euro Pagten. Kig på Annexet fra side 13, hvor du kan se de nye regler blive taget i avendelse for de lande der er medlem af denne pagt.
http://www.consilium.europ
http://www.cadtm.org/No-to
http://euobserver.com/9/32
http://www.internationalvi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wi
http://www.apk2000.dk/neta
http://www.redpepper.org.u
http://www.cadtm.org/No-to
http://euobserver.com/9/32
http://www.internationalvi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wi
http://www.apk2000.dk/neta
http://www.redpepper.org.u
Vi opfordrer til ægte demokrati NU.
Vi er ikke en handelsvare der ligger i hænderne på politikere og bankfolk.
Vi bebrejder de økonomiske og politiske kræfter for vores dårlige situation og kræver nødvendig kursændring.
Vi opfordrer alle borgere, under mottoet "ÆGTE DEMOKRATI NU!" at tage på gaden for at protestere.
Slutte dig til os, uanset hvilke politiske holdninger du har, for at gøre alle folk hørte som en enkelt stemme.
MENNESKER I EUROPA, VÅGN OP!
LAD OS SKABE ET BEDERE LIV.
LAD OS TALE, LAD OS MØDES, LAD OS ÆNDRE ALT..
RELEVANT LINKS:
http://www.facebook.com/pa
https://www.facebook.com/h
http://youtu.be/watch?v=C8
http://youtu.be/watch?v=Yd
http://youtu.be/watch?v=zf
http://youtu.be/watch?v=J8
http://youtu.be/watch?v=rL
http://youtu.be/watch?v=qL
http://youtu.be/watch?v=x-
http://youtu.be/watch?v=fL
http://youtu.be/watch?v=Jp
http://youtu.be/watch?v=jA
http://youtu.be/watch?v=C8
https://www.facebook.com/e
https://www.facebook.com/e
https://www.facebook.com/n
http://www.facebook.com/ev
http://www.eurevo.org/
english
THERE ARE REASONS; ONCE AGAIN, TO TAKE THE STREETS
19th June, hour: 19:00 local
ALL STREETS AND SQUARES OF EUROPE
NO TO THE EURO PACT: We are not goods in the hands of politicians and bankers.
The EURO PACT: New attack on democracy ONCE AGAIN.
ONCE AGAIN, the EU leaders endorse a policy misleading the public to the benefit of large financial corporations, instead of defending the citizens.
On 27th June, all European governments, including that of Spain, will sign in Brussels a major socioeconomic daylight robbery of an international scope: the so-called Euro Pact, by which the politicians of the European Union agree to legislate the orders of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), European Central Bank (ECB) and the World Bank (WB).
Failure to comply with these orders means, the rating agencies that have led Greece, Ireland and Portugal to the ruins (Moody's, Standard & Poor's, and Fitch) will resume their attacks.
WHAT DO THEY SIGN WHEN THEY RATIFY THE EURO PACT?
- The public sector salaries should be consistent with the competitiveness of the private sector, WHICH MEANS: further cuts in the public sector as it must offer the same benefits as the private sector´s derisory wages and increasing working hours. Including a sharp cut in the numbers of public employees.
- Therefore all countries should adjust their laws to the dictates of the banks, WHICH MEANS governments are ONCE AGAIN not legislating for the protection and interests of citizens but in the favour of large banking corporations and the markets.
- The retirement age will be delayed in all the countries in accordance with life expectancy.
- Enhancing competitiveness: linking wages to productivity, just like what has already been done in Spain with the latest labour reform which calls for more flexible redundancy laws, more flexible labour agreements and more flexible contracts, thus endangering the current system of collective negotiation of labour laws.
- To foster cheap lay-offs and Temporary Employment Agencies (TEA). The banks will lower the financial strains to encourage the hiring of workers, and in doing so will demolish the Social Security system and will be introducing the figure of "the perpetual intern and the perpetual precarious worker”.
- The freezing of all pensions.
- Reduction of social benefits.
- Reduction of the social protection systems, worsening the Social Security system.
- Reduction of spending on education, resulting in poorer results, which are conditions that favour and promote its ultimate privatisation.
- Increased direct and indirect taxes for citizens, small and medium businesses and penalties for not complying with the payment of these taxes through fines, interest, fees, etc.
- Changes to our constitution and that of the signatory countries with the aim of "adjusting the economy within the parameters of the IMF, ECB and World Bank” resulting in the loss of sovereignty of the people.
ONCE AGAIN, governments do not use political power to legislate and to stop the provokers of the crisis and international banks and large hedge funds, for example, stepping in against financial corporations. Instead, with the signing of the Pact of the Euro scheduled for June 27, will strengthen the large financial corporations and adopt policies that are of interest to banks and large European companies. As if we hadn´t had enough, all governments independently of their political colour, will sign this agreement to commit to large financial corporations and thus, as ever, sacrifice the citizens ONCE AGAIN, enabling the financiers to continue defrauding the world using financial products that are as sophisticated as they are risky and fraudulent, and permitting bank usury.
Using the deception that to deal with the debt crisis that grips Europe, increasing the competitiveness of national economies can only be achieved by reducing labour costs ... ONCE AGAIN.
Still no mention of intervention in tax havens where the great fortunes rest or making laws against tax evasion. Still no talk of taxing financial transactions, regulating rating agencies, etc. Still no mention of measures against unemployment and in favour of social welfare.
Still there is no consideration for a public and independent audit of the public debt in order to enable citizens to know what the debt really is and what part of it actually corresponds to the banks and private equity funds which according to the data we have constitutes most of the PUBLIC DEBT.
ONCE AGAIN, we are served the impoverishment of society on a platter in benefit of expanding the great fortunes and accentuating the social divide.
In this way, the historical record of the profits of large financial corporations are ONCE AGAINenlarged even more, the record high salaries of CEOs and executives will increase even more, and thus we reach record levels of poverty and unemployment.
The difficulty of accessing this information is due to the lack of political transparency and the fear that ALL OF EUROPE will TAKE THE STREET.
THERE ARE REASONS; ONCE AGAIN, TAKE THE STREET
www.democraciarealya.es
--------------
WE CALL FOR REAL DEMOCRACY NOW.
We are not a commodity lying in the hands of politicians and bankers.
We blame the economic and political forces for our bad situation and demand the necessary change of course.
We call on all citizens, take your streets back, under the motto of "REAL DEMOCRACY NOW" to take to the street to protest. Join us, no matter what political views you have, to make all the people heard as a single voice.
PEOPLE IN EUROPE WAKE UP,
LETS MAKE A BETTER LIFE
LETS TALK , LETS MEET, LETS CHANGE EVERYTHING
European Revolution:
https://www.facebook.com/e
14 junio 2011
Y si no te gusta... ve dimitiendo...
¡Vaya! Se nos ha molestado el faraón porque le increpan... Al final me va a dar pena y todo... ¡Ah, pues no!
Pero si no le gusta, ya sabe lo que tiene que hacer para dejar el cargo.
Tiene gracia que él se crea con capacidad moral para decirles a los demás lo que "es de justicia".
Supongo que "de justicia" es tener un sueldo de mierda con el que a duras penas se llega a fin de mes y que malamente te permite pagar tu casa, mientras él vive en el centro de Madrid con sus coches oficiales y su mujer y sus hijos disfrutan de todo ello y del sueldo que le pagamos al papi, pues ahora que apechuguen con lo malo del cargo también.
12 junio 2011
Los que van de superpotencia...
En Alemania no sancionarán por la 'E. coli': "Ha sido cuestión de mala suerte"
"Mala suerte" dicen... Mala suerte la nuestra, que sin tener culpa de nada ya nos han sancionado. Si esto hubiera sido realmente producido por los productos españoles se nos estarían echando encima y tachándonos de tercermundistas, pero como han sido los super desarrollados alemanes, a otra cosa, mariposa.
Por cierto, que la ministra esa de agricultura, mejor que se quite la braga-faja, porque me da a mi que no le riega bien el cerebro. Y unos cuantos bozales para todos los ministros por bocazas y hablar antes de tiempo.
Discriminación!!!!
Antidisturbios 'limpian' la calle de 'indignados' para abrir paso a los coches de Gallardón.
Qué prisa se ha dado el Faraón para limpiar las calles... La misma prisa que no tiene para limpiar la calle de chinos vendiendo bocatas, manteros, prostitutas... y desde luego, la misma prisa que no tiene para limpiar la Cañada Real de gitanos e ILEGALES...
07 junio 2011
Derechos de autor
Habrá una ley de derechos de autor común para los países de la Unión Europea.La responsable de la Agenda Digital europea ha publicado un discurso...
"Dejadme contar mi sueño:
- Sueño con artistas que realmente viven de su arte.
- Sueño con artistas que aprovechan las oportunidades de la era digital.
- Sueño con artistas que difunden su arte por Europa y por el mundo.
- Sueño con que los ciudadanos europeos se benefician de todo esto.
Quiero un sistema de derechos de autor europeo que permita que este sueño se cumpla"
20minutos.es
¡Qué guay! Los ciudadanos también soñamos, espera que te cuento mi sueño:
- Sueño con artistas que se ganan la vida trabajando, dando conciertos y pateándose los lugares, que ese es su trabajo.
- Sueño con artistas que no son subvencionados por ningún gobierno, igual que los ciudadanos de a pie no son subvencionados por nadie.
- Sueño con artistas que dejen de hacer playback, su trabajo es cantar, pues que lo hagan, que si quiero oír una voz enlatada me pongo un CD.
- Sueño con artistas que graben programas en directo. Si no les apetece estar en Nochebuena y Nochevieja currando, que se tomen vacaciones, pero que no me pongan un programa que fue grabado en mayo (y con playback).
- Sueño con artistas que no ganan pastizales ni tienen casas alrededor del mundo. Si ser mileurista es bueno para los ciudadanos, también lo es para los artistas.
- Sueño que el precio de los CD's se reduce drásticamente, así estarán al alcance de todos los bolsillos y no tendremos que recurrir al emule.
http://www.runtimecomics.com
15 mayo 2011
Escape da House. Part 3. Solución en español.
Clica debajo de la estantería, en el lado dcho y coge la primera llave. Gira a la dcha.
Clica en el hierro que sobresale bajo la cama y coge el tornillo. Gira a la dcha.
En el primer barrote de la ventana coge las pilas. Gira a la dcha.
Abre el grifo de la izda y en el chorro de agua coge la segunda llave.
Baja la tapa del retrete y coge la tercera llave en la parte dcha del retrete entre la pared y el retrete.
Clica el tornillo del inventario y clica en el cuadrado bajo el lavavo y coge la cuarta llave.
En la parte dcha del retrete, en el suelo hay otra llave distinta.
Gira a la izda. Clica en la llave distinta y clica en el candado.
Clica en la estantería y clica en el agujero de la pared.
Clica en la flecha. Clica en la telaraña a la izda de la puerta y coge un cuchillo.
Clica en el hueco de la puerta para entrar en otra sala. Clica en la flecha de la dcha.
Clica en el cuchillo del inventario y clica en la linterna de la pared.
Clica en la flecha de la derecha que está más arriba. En el escalón de enmedio hay una tarjeta.
Clica en las pilas y en la linterna. Clica en la flecha de arriba de la escalera.
Clica en la linterna y clica en la flecha de arriba 2 veces.
Clica a la dcha del ascensor, clica en la tarjeta del inventario. Clica en la flecha que aparece señalando hacia la izda. Clica en la flecha roja.
Clica entre el tablero y la pata de la mesa para coger otra llave.
Clica en la flecha de la dcha. En la pata de la mesa coge otra llave.
Clica en el mando a distacia y clica el nº 5. Anota el código: 13729.
Clica en la flecha para volver.
Clica en la flecha izda. En el borde de la mesa hay otra llave. Clica en la puerta con un cuadradito gris e introduce el código 13729 y clica en el punto negro. Coge otra llave.
Clic en el caja FILES y coge la llave gris.
Clica en las flechas que indican hacia abajo hasta volver a la sala con los barrotes de seguridad.
Vuelve a la celda del principio y sal por la puerta.
Clica en la llave gris del inventario y clica en el ascensor. FIN.
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